*Always place the clean diaper over the cleaned target area before reaching for the ointment.
*You are what you eat explains why little boys are made of snips, snails, and puppy dog tails.
*A Playskool ball fits perfectly in the speaker of a subwoofer.
*Always leave the toilet lid down and the bathroom door shut.
*Nap time doesn't end until you are seated in your nice hot relaxing bath.
*Baby Einstein cures what ails you.
*A crashed computer is not always an indication of a virus.
*A Personal Floatation Device, regardless of what government agency approved it, will not float the way you need it to if your child was born to snorkel.*Chocolate may be harmful to dogs but is apparently quite tasty to a little boy.
*First steps are used as manipulation and control.
*There is no such thing as a child safety lock.
*The pains of child birth are nothing compared to the lacerations caused by pearlly white little pirahnna teeth.
*Toddlers are little terrorists.
*I have at least 1 and maybe 2 weapons of mass destruction living in my house.
*I have been richly blessed more than I could have ever imagined!!
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